Love thy Objects

Seemingly these days you can literally tie the knot to anything you fancy, Animism or Objectum Sexuality (sounds Kinky) yes there is a word for it is taking over, so all those leftover men or women around the world, there is still hope for you,

Why not go "Green" and have a "green wedding", like this peruvian actor Richard Torres, who is now the proud husband to not one but two trees Greedy or what?, his newest tree spouse is named Aliehuen Nehuen, Don't they make a cute couple?

Or this woman Linda Ducharmein in Florida who recently just renewed her to vows to her ummm loveable Sky Diva Ferris Wheel, who she has nicknamed Bruce, You can watch her renewing her vows in a new Documentary "What" on Logo tv in which she gifts her Ferris wheel with a pizza. Heres a little snippet of there love story she met "Bruce" when she was 22 and it was love at first site she joined the traveling carnival to be with him 24/7 as his operator, They were together for 4 years until a tragic storm knocked him to the ground and he was shipped away to be repaired and they were separated for 25 years and were finally reunited,

One Woman Erika, married the Eiffel Tower, but these people especially the women are not to be ridiculed or laughed at and should be sympathized with,  I think if people research into these Objectum sexual they will find out that these people have very difficult and troubling pasts, with various kinds of abuse, parental issues, and in a way these are inanimate objects they are in love with are pacifiers things that comfort them and won't hurt them, Watch her documentary here 

There are many more things that people have married including themselves, Perhaps i will make a continuation blog post another day. There are plenty of documentaries to watch about this new sexual preference, and my feelings is since they are not hurting anyone else they shouldn't be stopped but i do think that they deserve human companionship who will care for them and love them. Its exactly like an addiction people can be addicted to anything and always the extreme ones are some type of conforters to help people deal with a difficult past. So really they need psychiatric help. 

I do,

I do, I do, I do, 
lol, wedding season in Ireland, On Tuesday I attended my chinese friends wedding, it was the first Chinese wedding i have ever been to. But actually not only that it was only the second wedding i have ever been to, The first wedding I went to strangely was my Granddad and Grans Wedding. My Granddad got remarried aged 80. Your never too old to get married I guess. 

Anyway this wedding was something of a conundrum for me and my boyfriend, First off was the gift we had to give, €200. The system for gifts for the chinese weddings just seem like madness, What you give depends on the friendship and what you give you will receive at your own wedding. 

When we arrived at the restaurant we were given a Tiny red envelope to put our money in by, what can only be called the Best Man I guess, There wasn't really grooms men and bridesmaids or anything like that. Then we put our money in and handed it in to the 2 Chinese Girls sitting at a type of reception table.

Once that was done a long night was to begin, we sat down and had to wait for all the guests to arrive, and of course most of them were fashionably late and by the time food was served, we were all starving lol. There wasn't a scrap left at the table. Waste not want not. 

When the food and games were over, My friends kids were starting to get tired and wanted to go home so my boyfriend suggested i should go home with her because he was going to stay and go to KTV with some of the wedding group.  

A big McWedding!

My boyfriend's hours were cut again this week :( However one good thing came out of McDonald's messing up my order on Valentines day, I found out the McDonald's in my town is hiring! I know most people have a relatively low opinion of working in McDonald's but these days Ireland's economy has gone down the drain,

So any job is good, I thought perfect getting a job in McDonald's must be really easy, My boyfriend has lots of experience as a chef. So he is definitely without a doubt qualified. So I encouraged him to apply, But I was shocked when I saw the application process 8 pages to sift through, Personality tests, education references, question upon question It took almost an hour to fill it all out then after all that once we had submitted the application, I found out he was applicant 448!  It turns out getting a job in McDonald's next to impossible! I this is like deja vu with our other never ending visa application

Anyway if the McDonald's job application process in Ireland doesn't shock you, Then the McWeddings that have just been launched definitely will! I just found this by chance on another blog Musing Mandarin When will the madness stop!!

 McApple Pie cake!

 Strictly no alcohol, so they toast with soft drinks

McDonald's balloon wedding dresses. (photos from here)

If a McWedding doesn't tickle your fancy what about a McEngagement

(Photos from Here)

A McWedding costs HK$9,999 943.290 EURO, thats really cheap, The idea has also spread to Brittan and the USA

A McReception, American style

jj


Would you have your Wedding, Reception or Engagment party in McDonalds?